Name That (Gamma Ray) Satellite

It is not often that we get a chance to name things... theories are so few and far between. "Theory of Chixiclub Jello Vibrations" or "Theory of Long Tail Marketing". Patents that work are tough and so many of those are for brand names... "Chia pets", "Foreman Grill",..

And they don't name monuments after you until you are dead. Or spacecraft for that matter.

But now comes your chance at least some fame - you get a chance to name a new NASA spacecraft - the Gamma-ray Large Area Space Telescope (GLAST). Mouthful, eh? Mission that seems to be a bit too esoteric (Gamma rays? Like the Hulk's origin story?). What if you had a better name... ideas you can use a starting points:

1. Bruce Banner-scope
2. Gamma-meleon
3. Gamma ray-nbow
4. Sievert-a-scope
   

Here are the rules and where you can submit your super-name! Can't name it after yourself (or anyone else living).